Have you seen this movie?
We have a nice little home if anyone–in say, Arizona or Italy or Florida or really any place warm–wants to do a little trade this week.
You can see my kids were expecting a much different spring break than what they are getting.
And it really is a nice cozy little town. And I promise our heat works. And my kids would really appreciate it.
Think it over. We’re going to go inside now and have some hot chocolate while awaiting your call.
We’re a little desperate. It really would mean the world to us.
*No children were harmed in the making of this post.
**I’m sorry but neither Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz nor Jack Black will be included in the trade.